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Tuesday 18 July 2017

Random Short Jokes Of The Day (Version 8)

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Its only in nigeria you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and they reply”you no suffer reach me”as if suffering is a competition…nawa ooh.
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.Don’t kill yourself over someone who fail to value or see ur worth.
someone somewhere is willing to buy all your friends suya just to get your number
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#word
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My dear calabar girls, its not
too much “shoes”,
too much “socks”.
Its too much “juice” , too much “sauce”.😒😟
Biko stop giving me headache..! ThanksπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½
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A real woman is da one who stays up all night to kill mosquitoes while you sleep.
Choose your wife carefully guyzπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#OkByeπŸƒ πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½
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These days our naija artist wunt kill me o.
Davido, which one is
“Bannana fall on u”??
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All des gals just dancing to d song up and down , no wahala. Until u miss ur period after dancingπŸ˜¦πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ
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Dat ugly moment when your Boyfriend
throws you on the bed, trying to be sexy, but
you hit your head on the bedstead and Die…
Hell fire straight…
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Yesterday on my way back from work 🚢🚢🚢 i saw a group of people πŸ‘«πŸ‘­πŸ‘¬ surrounding a bus conductor πŸ’ and they were saying give me change πŸ’΅ so i joined them πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ .
I collected #100 πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ suddenly offering money don set…….πŸ˜ƒ


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