How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
ALSO READ Random Short Jokes Of The Day (Version 6)
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing your belt around your knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
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