The first thing i saw as i returned to planet earth from the “spirit world” was the gap in Lampard’s teeth as he smiled at me in the medical room, where i was lying helplessly. “Lampard na who win?” i asked curiously. “oboy dem don win una ni” he said as i cursed myself for not playing till the end of the game.
I got to the room dat nite and i was told Ayo was at mammy market, i took my bath and joined him. After we finished drinking four bottles each we went straight to the bush to join Ezenna and Obinna to smoke weed. “aro how far?” i said our baggas slang “aro” as i anchored dem both. “aro, rugged u?” Obinna responded. I smoked life chimney that nite as i wondered how Ezenna and Obinna got the weed we smoked that nite since their weed was collected by the soldier the other day. They told me they bought it from a guy in mammy, which i never believed…………
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As we walked to the room i could feel my stomach run. It was as if i wanted to throw up. “how only four bottles of stout go make me wan vomit na?” i asked myself as we entered the room. I got in after i mistook Ayo’s bed as mine and slept on it, Ayo on the other hand slept on mine. I was almost aslept when suddenly the feeling of wanting to throw up came again, this time harder and…………. Uhn uhun ugbun ouhn……. “Flow eeeh u don vomit for my bed” Ayo shouted at the top of his voice…….
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