Episode 2
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to
trouble sha
Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that
same mess today as i don’t know
uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone
will park me now and nobody to rescue
me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank
God we are just the only one in the car
and u know where u met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me
going to continue this conversation or
else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we
depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same
thing once you see something in skirt
or trouser, u wont even bother to ask
for the owner before taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not
a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not
Man…datz why am different from every
other person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves
but its only who is caught that is the
real thief
Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is
wat some guys will never admit to
Me: datz why i said am different from
other guys….i will never lie to any lady
because i want to get in between her
legs……like if as am meeting u for the
first time now, if am asking u out, its
probably impossible for me not to have
who am dating….so, why should i lie?
But some ladies are idiot..a guy will
approach you and tell you he doesn’t
have a girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also
different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if
am meeting a lady like you for the first
time, i don’t expect u to tell me you
don’t have who u are dating……….it may
either be you are not serious wit the
guy or u just broke up but to tell me u
don’t have anyone is a no no for me at
all
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me
wont have who am dating…..
Me: yes now….its some ladies but do u
know life is like a competition
Mary: How?
Me: the same way you are competing
with thousands of people to get a job u
av been applying for is the same way i
will be competing with which ever guy
you have that you are dating…its the
person that you ended up with that is
the winner…just like the person that
finally got the job will be the winner in
the job recruitment process…..
Mary: thats true sha…….
Me: more reason why i wouldn’t mind
competing with the guy in your life
Mary: what do u mean?
Me: what i mean is that a beauty like u
its worth fighting for…you are wat
every guy should be competing for…….
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me
oooooo…….Go and compete for your
wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think i ever mention
it that am married but i wont deny the
fact that i have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the
trust your fiancée have i you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as
we never know what might happen in
life
Mary: uhmmmmm…..
Me: thats the truth…we are all just
trying, like i said, life its all about
competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing
jare…..this traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close
to 45mins on the same spot and we are
not sure yet when we will be out….
Mary: I guess the traffic is from
Egbeda…
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we
are just at Isheri now…..
Mary: yes…….
]Me: Thats serious…well i don’t really
know, its been a while i pass through
this route.i hope u don’t have anywhere
urgent you are going to
Mary: where does a jobless lady like me
have to go….am only going home ooo….i
should even be asking u sef, aint you
going to work today?
Me: am not going..i took a day off..i
thought processing of my transcript will
take whole of the day not knowing that
it wont even take up to an hour.
Mary: ohk…that means u came for your
transcript
Me: Yes……..have u collected urs?
Mary: No..i don’t think i need it now
since i know u only need it for your
masters or if your employers in some
cases requested for it.
Me: that’s true sha………maybe i can
divert a bit when we get to car wash to
while away time pending when the
road will be free then i can later drop
you where it will be convenient for you
or even at home……
Mary: no oooo…dont let me bother you
jare
Me: Its my call dear…dont worry…
please………
Mary: Ohk…No P
]I entered through Taiwo Yemi street,
found my way to Orelope before getting
to my destination at Prince Abiodun
Adebambo. Parked in front of a storey
building, opened the door of the car for
her and made my way through the
entrance gate.
My house is a two bedroom flat
downstairs at the back…she followed
me from behind as i opened the door to
my flat…….
Me: Welcome to my little bunk………….
Mary: Thank You but this is more than a
bunk
Me: It is a bunk based on my own
aspiration in life…
Mary: uhmmmmm…..i love that
statement
Me: what can i offer you……………
Mary: Anything will do Sir…………….
Me: anytyn means notyn cos am sure
both of us have not taken anytyn since
morning…so the best thing will be a
tangible food
Mary: Ahhh…i don’t eat much like that
ooo
Me: uhmmm…no wonder
Mary: No wonder what?
Me: No wonder you have this very
beautiful physique..everything so
perfect
Mary: have heard you…ur mouth is too
sweet jhoor
Me:Not really jhoor…hope u wont mind
chips, atleast that wouldn’t be too heavy
for you
Mary: No P…
Me: but you can still manage this drink
(malt) while i prepare the chips
Mary: Ohk…
I dashed down to the kitchen with the
raw chips from the fridge..set the frying
pan and started work immediately…
barely 10mins in the kitchen i heard a
voice
Mary: your phone has been ringing
since…….
Me: ohhh…thank you
“Me on Phone while using the other
hand to continue frying the chips”
Me: hello baby….hw are you
Baby: am good dear….hw has your day
been? How far with where you went to?
]“Mary collected spoon from me with
the manner that i should concentrate on
my call while she help me with the
cooking pending when am through
with the call”
I stepped back a bit, stood at the
entrance of the kitchen while i continue
with my call.
Me: fine baby..it wasn’t even that
stressful at all…(explained my
movement)..am at home now
sha..preparing what to eat and
relaxing…how about you? How is work
going?
Baby: fine dear….i just say i should
check on u..we will talk later baby
Me: Ohk dear…i love you so much baby
Baby: i love you too dear……..
To be continued
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to
trouble sha
Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that
same mess today as i don’t know
uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone
will park me now and nobody to rescue
me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank
God we are just the only one in the car
and u know where u met me from
Me: that swat has been keeping me
going to continue this conversation or
else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we
depart
Mary: but truth is, you men are the same
thing once you see something in skirt
or trouser, u wont even bother to ask
for the owner before taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not
a men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?
Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not
Man…datz why am different from every
other person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves
but its only who is caught that is the
real thief
Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is
wat some guys will never admit to
Me: datz why i said am different from
other guys….i will never lie to any lady
because i want to get in between her
legs……like if as am meeting u for the
first time now, if am asking u out, its
probably impossible for me not to have
who am dating….so, why should i lie?
But some ladies are idiot..a guy will
approach you and tell you he doesn’t
have a girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also
different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if
am meeting a lady like you for the first
time, i don’t expect u to tell me you
don’t have who u are dating……….it may
either be you are not serious wit the
guy or u just broke up but to tell me u
don’t have anyone is a no no for me at
all
Mary: why will a grown up lady like me
wont have who am dating…..
Me: yes now….its some ladies but do u
know life is like a competition
Mary: How?
Me: the same way you are competing
with thousands of people to get a job u
av been applying for is the same way i
will be competing with which ever guy
you have that you are dating…its the
person that you ended up with that is
the winner…just like the person that
finally got the job will be the winner in
the job recruitment process…..
Mary: thats true sha…….
Me: more reason why i wouldn’t mind
competing with the guy in your life
Mary: what do u mean?
Me: what i mean is that a beauty like u
its worth fighting for…you are wat
every guy should be competing for…….
Mary: abeg, don’t compete for me
oooooo…….Go and compete for your
wife abeg
Me: wife ke? I don’t think i ever mention
it that am married but i wont deny the
fact that i have a fiancée
Mary: then you are ready to loose the
trust your fiancée have i you?
Me: I don’t think am losing any trust as
we never know what might happen in
life
Mary: uhmmmmm…..
Me: thats the truth…we are all just
trying, like i said, life its all about
competition.
Mary: abeg, lets talk about another thing
jare…..this traffic is killing wallahi
Me: Am even tired…we have spent close
to 45mins on the same spot and we are
not sure yet when we will be out….
Mary: I guess the traffic is from
Egbeda…
Me: It dare not be from Egbeda……we
are just at Isheri now…..
Mary: yes…….
]Me: Thats serious…well i don’t really
know, its been a while i pass through
this route.i hope u don’t have anywhere
urgent you are going to
Mary: where does a jobless lady like me
have to go….am only going home ooo….i
should even be asking u sef, aint you
going to work today?
Me: am not going..i took a day off..i
thought processing of my transcript will
take whole of the day not knowing that
it wont even take up to an hour.
Mary: ohk…that means u came for your
transcript
Me: Yes……..have u collected urs?
Mary: No..i don’t think i need it now
since i know u only need it for your
masters or if your employers in some
cases requested for it.
Me: that’s true sha………maybe i can
divert a bit when we get to car wash to
while away time pending when the
road will be free then i can later drop
you where it will be convenient for you
or even at home……
Mary: no oooo…dont let me bother you
jare
Me: Its my call dear…dont worry…
please………
Mary: Ohk…No P
]I entered through Taiwo Yemi street,
found my way to Orelope before getting
to my destination at Prince Abiodun
Adebambo. Parked in front of a storey
building, opened the door of the car for
her and made my way through the
entrance gate.
My house is a two bedroom flat
downstairs at the back…she followed
me from behind as i opened the door to
my flat…….
Me: Welcome to my little bunk………….
Mary: Thank You but this is more than a
bunk
Me: It is a bunk based on my own
aspiration in life…
Mary: uhmmmmm…..i love that
statement
Me: what can i offer you……………
Mary: Anything will do Sir…………….
Me: anytyn means notyn cos am sure
both of us have not taken anytyn since
morning…so the best thing will be a
tangible food
Mary: Ahhh…i don’t eat much like that
ooo
Me: uhmmm…no wonder
Mary: No wonder what?
Me: No wonder you have this very
beautiful physique..everything so
perfect
Mary: have heard you…ur mouth is too
sweet jhoor
Me:Not really jhoor…hope u wont mind
chips, atleast that wouldn’t be too heavy
for you
Mary: No P…
Me: but you can still manage this drink
(malt) while i prepare the chips
Mary: Ohk…
I dashed down to the kitchen with the
raw chips from the fridge..set the frying
pan and started work immediately…
barely 10mins in the kitchen i heard a
voice
Mary: your phone has been ringing
since…….
Me: ohhh…thank you
“Me on Phone while using the other
hand to continue frying the chips”
Me: hello baby….hw are you
Baby: am good dear….hw has your day
been? How far with where you went to?
]“Mary collected spoon from me with
the manner that i should concentrate on
my call while she help me with the
cooking pending when am through
with the call”
I stepped back a bit, stood at the
entrance of the kitchen while i continue
with my call.
Me: fine baby..it wasn’t even that
stressful at all…(explained my
movement)..am at home now
sha..preparing what to eat and
relaxing…how about you? How is work
going?
Baby: fine dear….i just say i should
check on u..we will talk later baby
Me: Ohk dear…i love you so much baby
Baby: i love you too dear……..
To be continued
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