I was going to London for the very first time
in my life. I went to the airport and sat down
waiting for my flight.
I looked over in the corner and saw one of
those weight machines that tells your weight
and fortune. So, I thought to myself, “I’ll give
it a try just to see what it tells me.”
I went over to the machine and put One
Naira coin in and out came a card that said,
“You are a Comedian and weigh 128 lb, and
you are going to London, England.”
I sat back down and thought about it. I told
myself it probably tells everyone the same
thing, but decided to try it again.
I went back to the machine and put One
Naira coin. Out came a card that read, “You
are a Comedian, weigh 128 lb, you are going
to London, England and you are going to
play a guitar.”
I said to myself, “I know that’s wrong, I have
never played a musical instrument in my
life.” I sat back down.
From nowhere a guitar boy came over and
set his guitar down next to me. I picked it up
and just started playing beautiful music.
Startled, I looked back at the machine and
said, “This is incredible. I have got to try it
again.”
Back to the machine, I put One Naira coin in
and another card came out.
It said, “You are a Comedian, you weigh 128
lb, you are going to London, England and you
are going to trip and fall on the ground.”
Now, I know the machine is wrong. “I’ve
never trip and fell on the ground in public any
day in my life.” Well, I tripped getting off the
scale and fell on the ground.
Stunned, I sat back down and looked at the
machine. I said to myself, “This is truly
unbelievable! I’ve got to try it again.”
I went back to the machine, put One Naira
coin in and collected the card. It said, “You
are a Comedian, you weigh 128 lb, you have
fooled and played around and missed the
plane to London.”
I Fainted!
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