Akpos Joke: Idiot!

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her
husband would react if she left without
telling him where she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying she
was tired of him and didn’t want to live with
him anymore. After writing the letter, she put
it on the table in the bedroom and then
climbed under the bed to hide until her
husband got home.
When Akpos eventually came back home, he
saw the letter on the table and read it. After
a few moments of silence, he picked up the
pen and added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, while
listening to happy tunes and singing and
dancing.
Akpos grabbed his phone and dialed a
number. His wife listened from under the bed
as he started chatting to someone.
“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then
will join you,” he said. “As for the other fool,
it finally dawned on her that I was fooling
around on her and left. I was really wrong to
have married her; I wish you and me had
met earlier. See you soon, honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the
room. In tears and very upset, Akpos’s wife
climbed out from under the bed and
stumbled over to read what her seemingly
unfaithful husband had written on the end of
her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: “I
could see your feet you idiot, I am going out
to buy bread.”