A couple returns from their honeymoon
refusing to speak to each other. The
groom’s best friend takes him aside and
asks what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies the man, “when we finished
making love on the first night, I put a $50
bill on the pillow without thinking.”
“Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too
much,” says his friend. “I’m sure your wife
will get over it soon enough.
She can’t expect you to have been saving
yourself all these years.” “That’s not the
problem, ” the groom says. “She gave me
$20 change!”
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