1. The day you try to have sex with your girl friend who is a soldier daughter push her on the bed and she mistakely hit her head on the wooden part and died . Dont cry too much o her father will still send you to hell where she is . #isorite.
2. If you go to a native doctor for wealth and he ask you to bring a virgin in calabar age 18-21 just don’t worry you can never be rich again .
3. Because your boyfriend is living next door to your house you now wear your christmas cloth to go and fetch water . #lemme_come_and_be_going .
4. You have an iphone 7 and you are not able to eat two square meal a day . Oya come closer don’t worry am not beatin you just kneel down lemme pray for
you any witch using your brain to fry akara oya fall down now now .
5. Sometimes when i see some goat i just imagine that maybe that are people who pick money on the road . Oya shift lemme faint .
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