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Friday 25 August 2017

Random Short Jokes Of The Day (Version 17)

*JOKE EXPLOSION*

1. Nigerian girls love money, I’m telling you.
You’ll get angry and tell her to go to hell She will look at you and be like, “I don’t have transport fare.”
Jesus!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. I wonder y dy call it “menstruation” instead of womenstruation… Plz ladies don’t shift ur problem to us
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. No matter how serious your
relationship is…
Ur girl/boyfriend is Always single in evry document he/she fills…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. *Today I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather…after some minutes she told me ” bae make me feel like a woman” I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. Hmmmm I actually don’t know what girls mean or want when the say this……
Dey will be like…’Babe I will soon be going ooo
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#onlyjahknows

6. This is hw we American brush our teeth…..Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!pour and rinse that is all

Buh hw u Nigerians brush ur teeth
shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!!Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!……
Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled… Then felt Like vomiting…..Takes another paste to the brush…….Every thing would seems like an horror film…..
Thank God am not from this country…😎🤗

7. 😌😌😌 We *virgins* deserve daily allowances for d temptations we overcome especially now d weather is not encouraging…😜😜..…………………..

8. Its funny how ladies don’t get moved when their babies suck their breast but u will hear all kinds of moaning n groaning when a guy start sucking their breast…
Isn’t God wonderful..
Mi ano won talk anything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. Yahoo boys in a party….. 😂😂😂
moment they hear SARS…..they won’t even wait to hear if it’s SARZ__ON__THE__BEATZ😜
Omo come and see temple run
😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. Having a short girlfriend is not bad until she washes your clothe

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