When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language.
Back then, it used to be like:
Araiz oh compamshown
Najeriya skolobey
Tusa awa fadaslan
witlo an sley anfe
Dale bo of awahirosfa
Shaleba vi inveh
Tusa tusa awa mayt
Worle shobon in frido
Pisan yuniti”
Hehehe, don’t laugh at me, I know u also sang it like that.
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When we were growing up they used to tell us that education is the key🔑to success
Now we went to school, graduated, got the key🔑only to find out that
the government has CHANGED the padlock🚪
😂😂😂
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Some Girls are very dumb. So because he smokes and make videos of himself smoking doesn’t mean he is rich.
Weed is just 100naira 😏😏
😂😂🏃 🏃 🏃
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Dear Guys/Ladies….
Before yhu fall in love, test the strength of yhur heart first by playing “”BET9JA”” with yhur School fees!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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Beat a Nigerian kid, console him with biscuits, then ask him “who beat you”? He points at another person. That is how bribery and corruption started in Nigeria 😆😆😆
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You go to church, u won’t pray,u won’t sing, you won’t dance when others are singing and dancing, u will be looking at them.. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
You come to facebook too, u won’t like, you won’t comment or share anything but you still stay online all day monitoring people 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
What is your problem????
Can we fast for you?? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.
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