Joke: Only In Nigeria

ONLY IN NIGERIA…..

1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say “sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”

#JUST_SAYING

2. Nigerian parents are confused. They’ll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.

#JUST_WONDERING

3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don’t Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day.

#JUST_BE_CAREFUL

4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go.

#JUST_BE_CALCULATIVE

5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.

#JUST_HUSTLE

6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don’t want you to succeed? Quickly text “thunder fire them”to 33505.

#JUST_GUESSING

7. if your boyfriend is like 15 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby.

#JUST_SUGGESTING

8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country.

#JUST_STOP_IT

9. It is only in Nigeria that you’ll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25.

#JUST_NOTICED_I

10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals u Save…People will only remember the ones You missed.

#JUST_MY_EXPERIENCE

11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won’t allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal.

#JUST_BELIEVED_SO

12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cuz it’s only a relationship, not a job opportunity.

#JUST_TOO_BAD

13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing salon dey that side?

#JUST_ASKING

14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense.

#JUST_AVOID_IT

15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree?

#JUST_CONCERNED

16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria, check sideways for motors, & look up for plane crash, & look down for bomb, & look back for kidnap(pers), and now run zig~zig to dodge bullets & Port-hole.

#JUST_THINKING