A young gentleman got into a store wanting to buy a pack of cθndoms on a lunch break.
To his dismay, the sales person was a girl and being his first time, he got quite too shy to pick a pack.
Unfortunately, leaving was not an option since that was the only store which remained open through lunch time. As a result, he waited until everyone was gone and went on to approach the sales lady, “hie” he said.
“Hie customer, how may I help you?”
“I need to talk to the sales man.”
The sales girl was surprised, “What?”
“Uhm doesn’t matter.”
“Really? Are you looking for something sensitive?”
“Of course not but I wanna talk to a fellow guy. You’re a lady and you can’t understand men’s stuff.”
“Unfortunately, no salesman today. We work on shifts. He’ll be here tomorrow. Would you just try me and see if I can’t understand?”
The guy kept quiet for a while before he said stuttering, “look I wanna b-bu-buy a p-pack of co.nd…”
“Cθndoms??”
The guy just nodded.
The girl laughed, “so you needed to speak to a guy just to buy a cθndom? I can tell you almost everything about these things.”
The guy looked at her before the girl laughed and said, “that’s silly.”
“How silly? It’s my first time and….” he trailed off.
The girl looked at him for a while and said, “are you a virgin?”
The guy nodded shyly.
“No, no, no, you don’t have to be shy about that actually cool. Here’s your stuff, you’ll just gonna have to follow the written instructions. Hope you enjoy your first time.”
“What instructions?”
“Check in the pack.”
Checking in the pack, he didn’t find any written instructions.
“But there’s nothing.”
“Okay, promise you won’t misbehave.”
“I promise.”
“You need to abserve this carefully.” She said and took out one cθndom out of the pack and put it on her thumb then rolled it down with him watching carefully.
“That’s how you’ll do it okay.” She said before she noted that the guy was looking even more confused.
“Can you please help me demonstrate?”
“Whatever, but first lock the door,” she said reluctantly before she led him to the bathroom.
“You need to put on the cθndom like I explained to you earlier, okay?”
The guy nodded and said, “yes.”
Some time later, the girl got all dressed up quickly and was about to leave when the guy said, “can we do this again some other time?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Go do it with your girlfriend.”
“But I don’t have a girlfriend?”
“Then what were the cθndoms for?”
“My friend sent me to buy them for him.”
The girl looked at him amused and said, “are you a moron? By the way, don’t forget to flash the used cθndom down the toilet okay?”
“Which toilet?”
The girl shook her head and said, “just give it to me I’ll flash it down myself.”
The guy gave her the cθndom of which to her surprise was just as perfectly fresh as it was when they were taking it out of it’s pack.
“Please stop playing games with me and give me the cθndom that you put on…”
“But the cθndom I used is that one.”
“Oh My God!!! You used this one? How come there’s nothing on it? How come it’s still fresh?”
The guy just kept quiet.
“Did you sleep with me without putting on a cθndom?”
“No, I put it on I swear!”
“So why is it like this? How did you put it on?”
“I just rolled it down my thumb like you taught me to earlier!”
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