EPISODE 3
…see blood don full my body and I con
dey wonder why I no feel any pain, na
so person fall down for my side. See big
time falling hand, dis men no know say
my cloth done stain. Dem no need to tell
blind man say market dey catch fire, na
so I push the big table take cover the
same minute wey I hear the gun shot,,
as I con use eyes take survey the people
wey dey spray bullet. Na just three guys
wey were mask as one waka near us
shout say make we submit our property
one after the other. Na eem Irumole con
won stand up, I just tell am make ee
cool down watch film wey won happen.
Next tin I just say my last prayer for
planet earth and I con carry two star
empty bottle con still mark those strong
men positions, con wear the hand glove
wey I dey use for work wey dey my
pocket. I waka small small reach were
one dey just jump use the two bottle
take clap am for head before he sample
me him gun he don reach ground
already, before the second one face me
I done stone am the two broken bottle
wey dey my hand one bottle catch am
for chest while the second one meet am
for lap na so ee carry ground sit down
dey shout like goat wey dem chook
knife for neck. Na so I pick the first guy
gun, I con dive enter gutter, the last guy
just dey wonder wen Jet Lee or say na
Jackie Chan start to dey ack Nollywood,
he just stand numb dey spray bullet for
the gutter were I dey like small pikin
wey dem dash new toy gun. Me done
already crawl follow the gutter path
take find the safest root because the
last guy done dey reach were I dey. As I
wan come out of the gutter na so the
last guy point the gun for my neck, I
nearly piss for body but dat one no
move me because Irumole self dey point
the guy gun for neck. Na so my
advantage con advance go stage two
like say na Contra I dey play, me self con
come face am with the guy as police
con surround us.
Big T! Big T!! Big T!!! Turn music for my
ear like say GLO pay Psquare make them
release song wey carry Big T as for
advert for them. The people they hail my
name after we settle matter with the
police finish. Na him me self turn Robin
Hood for the area my talk dey
everywhere.
…. As Irumole drop me for front of my
compound with one of him ride Accord
‘Deadly Virus 2015 model ‘. Me greet am
bye bye sake on say him bab e dey with
am he no con branch enter my place.
Any which way na way, as I cheek my
phone missed call be like 2go credit for
my phone Seyi don give 27 missed calls,
Fumnanya too miss self, she even send
me text say I no try at all say I no fit to
call am since morning join some other
irrelevant calls. My body dey smell like
deady body wey dem no embalm
because that gutter wen I dive enter be
like succer way pit.
Me dey step leg for compound like army
wey return back from war, na so all the
certified amebo con ask “kilo she le”
*na wetin happen*. Me just dey story
dem better lie, wey dey sweet them for
ear na. Next tin wey I feel na person
wey squeeze my ear “o mo pe wa ko ko
de le no” *you no know say you
suppose reach house first* Seyi dey
yarn. She no even mind the wey I dey
smell like aboki perfume wey sour, she
hug me tight me no even care na so I
hold am join body too. I con carry her
go my room. As I enter my room every
where change, ee just be like say dem
pimp my room, no dirty all my cloth
them done already iron am, no dirty at
all, well ee no concern me but the one
wey move me na the aroma wey dey
erupt my nose. My yoruba love say you
carry party food come put for my room.
“Ra ra oo moti se oje ka le fun ee but
wa ko ko lo we ke to ma jeun*not at all
I done cook food wait for you but you
go bath first before you eat*” Seyi dey
yarn. Ok I done hear oya sereve the
food down make I go bath. As I dey
enter my room see wetin dey table, ee
be like this my yoruba love they skype
me for where she be dey, na the perfect
combination be this wey I go enjoy.
Amala with Ewedu and cat fish with my
drink Origin two bottle and maltina na
so I sit down, kiss her first, con tell her
say she be better love and con tell am
those sweet words wey dey make her
ear ring. Me won start to dey chop na so
I hear Por! Por! Por! Na who con be dis
person wey no fit allow me chop first as
I open the door I wan ….
To be Continue
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