EPISODE 2
Hmmmmmmm my body freeze wen I
see who open the door. I just stand still
like dat horse wey dey front of union
bank, na Fumnanya oo, see as she just
dey shine like 100 watt bulb. My eyes
scan am from head reach ground as if
na virus scan no difference with her
and coke bottle. Next tin wey I feel na
hand wey touch me “Big T good
evening and please come inside”
Fumnanya dey yarn. I step inside I no
even sight oga landlord for the palour.
“He is coming he went to take his bath”
Fumnanya dey yarn. So na who oga
landlord be to you. “Well he is my uncle,
I came to spend the semester break in
his place” Fumnanya dey yarn. Na which
school you dey. “Am a student of Osusu
Private University, studying Astronomy,
currently in my third year” Fumnanya
dey yarn. “Big T ba wo ni, ma bi nu pe
mo da e duru *how you dey no vex say
I make you dey wait*. Dat room wey
you book for before done dey vacant
oo, if you done ready I go discount am
for you” baba landlord dey yarn. I don
hear baba landlord if I don ready I go
come see you, good night oo. See this
man, na dis useless tin ee call me for or
na bad thing say I pack go my own
house for Banana island. As I dey waka
go my room Na eem I hear ‘Big T’ as I be
dey expect before na fine anty dey call
me. Me an Fumnanya con sit down for
stair case, relate well oo until mosquito
carry gallon dey hala fresh blood na so
we path way.
Morning no dey tey reach oo, today wey
be saturday I no get tins to do na eem I
call my yoruba love ‘Seyi’ ask her how
she dey and tell am were I drop key in
case she no meet me for house. Na tym
to do wetin I sabi do well oo for were
we people dey read newspaper for
morning. See argument wey dey drop
like misseles wey dem target. This Mr.
Damian na football fanatic oo, ee know
inside out even the match wey no
concern am. Based on Chelsea win na
eem men con dey rant, boil, talk tins
wey fit happen n tins wey no fit.
This hot afternoon better no gree come,
na eem I carry phone take ring Andrew
aka Irumole, Irumole na my personal
padi wey sabi d way, de only student
wey carry first class Accounting and
Finance for him set join Masters in
Womanology and no dey carry last for
any matter wey carry the #BIG_T. Guy
how far na, you no be confirm again oo.
“Abeg Big T no vex oo I get pile of work
wey nail me down for office” Andrew
dey yarn. Ok I don hear, na were you
dey self. “I dey for Mama Gbenga Store
with that chick wey I yarn you about
last time” Andrew dey yarn. No let the
babe escape because I dey come there
now.
…Irumole! Irumole! Irumole! How far na.
Big T I loyal oh, fine girl I greet you oh.
Good evening I’m Bellastone by name.
Na beta tin say I know you, my guy na
confirm oo I trust am reach ground and
abeg make you no take am play. “Sure I
won’t” Bellastone dey yarn. Na so I
stone words enter Irumole head, guy
this your girl dey bring smoke oo na dis
type of girl dey make everybody hail you
for road, na beta eye you get. “You
know the matter now” Andrew dey
yarn. Gbenga abeg sample me two
alomo bitters and one bottle water
make I drink. Me con dey yarn Irumole
tins wit him babe na so matter con
enter Fumnanya based on who Irumole
be, he give me better tips take catch the
girl. As the talk dey sweet, my phone
con bleep twice, chia this wicked flash
wey no fit show for MTN call history, as I
check am na my yoruba love. I con call
her back she tell me say she dey my
place already say make I waka dey come
fast. Me just wan put the last particles
wey setle down for my alomo bitter
bottle wen I hear POO! POO! POO! Na
gun shot be dat oo next thing wey I see
blood don full my body….
To be Continue
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