Adventures Of Big T – Episode 1 (18+)

ADVENTURES OF BIG T

EPISODE 1

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This story is written in pidgin English

Mama Chika abeg answer me before

hungry subsidize my belle for here, Big

T na wetin you wan chop, na small food

I wan eat, oyibo dey call am appetizer,

give me one plate of semovita with

vegetable soup joined by pomo wey

soak stew with two strong meat and

fish, make one bottle of origin follow

am based on step down parol with cold

pure water. “Big T this ur order no be

here oo say na you wan break the

fasting wey Jesus do for bible, na the

food be this” Mama Chika dey yarn.

Mama Chika dis your food sweet ooo,

hmmm you suppose to dey cook for

oga presido abeg show face, see dat

fine anty wey dey dat conner no collect

money from her I go pay am oo, “I don

hear oo” Mama Chika yarn back. Na em I

dey press phone as I chop finish dey

use style wait make the anty stroll go

outside so I fit relate wit am, mama

chika con collect your money oo.

“Bross I really appreciate you paying for

my meal, am grateful” fine anty dey

yarn. Oh baby dat one na small tin oo,

hope say you enjoy the food. “Yes I did”

fine anty dey yarn. My name na Timothy

but my people dey hala me BIg T. Ok am

Fumnanya by name. No vex oo I go like

see dis ur fine face again oh abi yu dey

stay we area. “Not at all I came to see

someone, where I reside is not far from

here” Fumnanya dey yarn. Ok na say you

fit sample me your control number so I

go hala you anytime. “Well I don’t give

my contact to strangers but here it is

07064*****” Fumnanya dey yarn. Ok na

me just beep you now, I go call you later

for night and make you flex well oo.

Na so tym waka pass like rat wey enter

hole, I wan go watch Chelsea match

against Manchester United for we arena

wey dey my area.

Make I yarn you who I even be self, me

na Big T as the name sound na so I be, I

dey work for one printing press. I dey

lodge for one room wey make brain oo,

I never get motor but I dey play nairabet

and baba ijebu so I fit hammer over

night and ee get two things wey I no

too like and na woman and food. As I

put leg inside the arena na so people

dey hail me oo like say na me won play

the match, I be chelsea fan de argument

won cos fight as yoruba people dey do

wetin dem sabi pass which na to shout,

my body don drip water tire because of

the spit wey dem dey rain for there. At

last I no fit happy wen chelsea win 1:0,

that Diego Coasta na confirm striker and

the assist wey Hazard do go join high

through out the season.

As I dey enter my room na em my dey

phone con dey ring, na who con be dis

one again. Chia na my yoruba love be

dis oo Seyi, she never repent from

flashing. OmO yoruba hw you dey naw,

you just sideline me oo. “Oko mi ma bi

nu *my husband no vex*” Seyi dey yarn.

So wetin dey for me now, when I go see

you again. “Olowo ori mi ma wa si odo

re lola ti month ba ti de eko *my

husband I go come your place wen I

enter lagos tomorrow*” Seyi dey yarn.

Na so we talk finish NEPA con sample us

light wen I go bath, I dey play 2 Kings

album wey Phyno and Olamide sing.

Por! Por! Por! Na who be dat wey won

break my door oo. Big T na me Silas,

landlord say make I call you oo. I don

hear make I wear cloth. Dis fine anty self

I never call am. Hello how you dey. “Am

fine” Fumnanya dey yarn… We relate

well for phone de babe don dey put

head down for me. Por! Por! Por! Oga

landlord na me be dis oo. “Am coming”

na woman voice I hear, oga landlord

don dey carry over nite abi.

Hmmmmmmm my body freeze wen I

see who open the door.

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EPISODE 2