When Your Village People Are Working Strongly On Your Case

So your single ass finally found a man

He loves you, dotes on you, spends on you and always reaches out even if your pride will not let you text first

The useless side of your brain now starts giving you ideas

You want to test his love so you begin to ignore his calls

You even send your friend his way to test his loyalty

So you will be able to boast about your boyfriend hoe curving skills

But your village people changed the script and they are doing their introduction this Saturday

And your ass is back to single

Your village people