Meet Femi, a Yoruba boy
Femi enters the University and falls in love with Ekaette big Yansh
Femi would do anything for Ekaette. He would complete her assignments, spend his last pocket money,stand outside her hostel for hours while she talks to her friends
Femi will swallow everything because one day he’ll marry his virgin Ekaette and they’ll have wonderful children together
One day, Femi walks in on Ekaette giving their punani to the class governor
Femi is broken and the Yoruba demon emerges
Femi grows a beard and suddenly starts looking like fresh goat meat
He sleeps with all of Ekaette’s friends and Ekaette goes on Twitter to shout Men Are Scum
But that one doesn’t concern Femi because once a Yoruba demon, forever a demon
Now you know the story, feel free to share. You’re welcome
Now you can excuse your dirty hoe behavior.
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