1. Always send her flowers in the presence of other women. Nigerian women like to make their single friends jealous
2. Don’t send the flowers without some chops abeg
Smelling flowers cannot chase hunger
3. Infact the more the food, the more in love they feel
4. You can also accompany it with a beautiful credit alert
5. Don’t send us Ugwu, we know what flowers are
6. NEVER send the flowers to her house if she still lives with her parents, they might know you as her Uber driver
7. Be prepared to have her inform the whole world through pictures and epistles. She will also add salt and pepper to the story, so just stick with her version and shut up
8. And you might just come home to this
9. And after reading no7, you should know never to send your side chick flowers, if you don’t want kasala to burst
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