Random Short jokes
1. Because the bible says the meek shall inherit the earth . You are now very gentle to the extent that your junior bro will slap you . Abeg your case is in heaven . But you wise o na govt property you wan inherit abi . Thunder fire you there .
2. I heard that thex are doing one program in one cele church i rush go there because of food . When i went there thex said gate fee 500 naira . Willingly i paid imagining the kind of food i will eat . Can you believe is bobo and biscuit thex give me . I no wan leave church o i must collect my money back .
Lwkmd 😀😀
3. Cele people are funny o . How can thex be singing hip hop song in the church service . You will just here oya dab for Jesus . Lemme kukuma dab for them . #isorite
4. Nigerians are funny o . They will be fightin about messi and ronaldo . Yesterday i was going to
church when the senior brother was beating the junior brother because he said that messi is using
drug . Ah ah what happen is it not de same messi that is enjoying in his house . Better take it easy .
5. There is one particular rat that is eating my food
in my room . Even when i kept my bread inside my wardrope it still went there and eat it . With anger i planned to make it run mad so i cooked rice and beans with one big fish mixing it with cocain and marijuana kept it in the cupboard and slept when i woke up i saw my roommate counting the sand in our room na so i faint .
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