[Story] Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 29

Alah wakubar!!! Alah wakubar!!! That was the mosque close to our house calling for prayer; that has been my wake up alarm for a while now. With soup all over my body, i stood up from my rug where i slept. Now i could feel my head ache. I cleaned up the mess in my room, took my bath and as i was putting on my cloth, my eyes was admiring the beautiful girl in the coca-cola calender that hung on my wall. “wetin be today’s date sef” i said as i drew nearer to the calender……………. “oboy oh today na February 13, tommorow na valentine”. I said as my face went gloomy.

“Government never pay us alawi, money wey i get for bank don finish, and Juliet go want make i buy something for her dis valentine, wetin i go do na?” i tot as i walked alone to sch.

I got to sch early and met only few students, i used the opportunity to complete my lesson note. As i was writing my lesson note, someone taped me from behind. I turned to see Kehinde, “are u feeling better now?” i asked “yes sir” she said. “ehn sir, i would like to come to your house for you to teach me velocity calculations, since our WAEC would soon start and i don’t understand anything on velocity” Kehinde said, “ehn u see ehn Kehinde i would not be around, i would be going to Church this evening” i said a BIG fat lie…..

The students finished resiting the national anthem and the pledge, so it was time for me to give them a word of advice. “u see students its not good to b bad boys and girls, obey ur parents, don’t join bad gangs, for the boys; don’t smoke” immediately i said “don’t smoke”, i saw Angom laughing behind. “ur papa there, Angom u no dey smoke, na only me?” i tot.

That day, the sch paid us the 4k they usually give all corpers every mönth as a token of appreciation. I was very happy. “so i go fit take Juliet out tommorow b dat, make i call her tell her make she come sef” i said to myself as i walked home with my guys.

Juliet came that evening as expected. She cooked, we ate and as we were about to do the “thing” i realized i had no C*ondom. I rushed out to get a c*ondom. I couldn’t tell the kind of “bad breeze” that blew me to Dami’s shop, instead of me to go buy it somewhere else. Lucky enough i didn’t met her there but her mum. “i want to buy Con………… as i was about to add “dom” i saw Dami entered, so instead of “dom” i added “flakes” making it “CONFLAKES”……