It was almost four days the last time i prayed which has never happened to me before, my beard was not there again and it was like i love the new me and people commended me that i now look handsome. I returned to the house on Sunday in company of Aminat and went straight to my room, Ismaeel was inside and was surprised when he saw me. The last time he saw me, it was my hair but this time around, my trouser too is now touching my ankle. “What is happening to you abdulrahman? Where have you been since on Friday that you left this house, even Aminat was not around too, i called your number but you weren’t picking”
Me: Am very sorry for not picking your calls, at least am not a kid and i don’t think i ever question your where about ever since we have been staying together in this house, you have gone for a whole week before without telling me where you went to.
Ismaeel: Am very sorry, i just felt as a brother i should know things about you ni and for the fact that things are not normal with you again
Me: Things are not normal with me again as in? Are you insinuating that am now a mad man
Ismaeel: No ooooo…i don’t mean it that way, what i mean is your physical appearance
Me: Maybe this is the new me, this is the new redefined Rahman..you should accept the new me my brother
Ismaeel was dumb founded with my statement and didn’t even know what to say again, Bode called me afterwards to find out if i was home already which i told him we are home and doing fine, he asked when i will be coming back and i told him i will let him know before the weeks runs out and Aminat will communicate with him
Ismaeel: i knew it, i knew when Aminat was not around too, you guys will be together, brother mi, gist me now, whats happening now, feel me in now..is Aminat the new girl now? Are you guys dating now
Me: we are not dating…we are just close friends, am so sorry with the way i talk to you
Ismaeel: No problem bro…gist me now
Me: We went to club together on Friday and decided to crash in one of her friends place till today
Ismaeel: and what happened?
Me: we had S£x….
Ismaeel: you had S£x? Wow…that is marvellous
Me: stop now, stop shouting now, you want her to know am telling you this? This is just a secret between us
Ismaeel: wallahi, this call for celebration, at least you don forget about Aisha for now
Me: who is Aisha? Me and her are not in the same category again oooo…i don pass her level abeg
Ismaeel: Thank God..Thank God my brother has seen the light, i said it since on Thursday i saw you shave…The only painful aspect of that Aisha girl is that you didn’t fucck her
Me: Fucck Aisha? She was actually the one that disvirgin me and it was on the night of Ezekiels birthday when you guys gave me stupid rice chop, i did it for the first time under the influence of weed
Ismaeel: sincerely, that is the best way to do it…so, u don mark register for Aisha
Me: uncountable times, more than 50 times, do you think it was a joke when you were telling me that i was getting lean way back then and i lied to you it was the stress i was passing through..
Ismaeel: that is through ooo……we must celebrate this ooo….this call for celebration
Ismaeel brought out sprite for me and opened a red label he kept somewhere in the room where my eyes will not see, he brought glass cup for both of us and it was a surprise to him when i started mixing sprite with red label in the cup and didn’t know when i slept off. Aminat was the one that came to wake me up again with a kiss that she has prepared food for me in her house and asked either to bring it to my place or i will come and eat it in her place but i said i will come and eat it in her place. Ismaeel was just praising me when she left.
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