Disclaimer: To every general rule there must be an exception.
1. The lankiest man might have the chunkiest d ick – I know, you’ve been made to think that those fitness buffs are the real deal; honey, they ain’t shit! Leave it all up to those slim shaddies. They’ll reap you apart!
2. The fairest man in the room might have the smallest d ick – lol, I know this sounds very stereotypical but hey, fact is fact. I have friends ( and they talk!) so, the fairer he is, the more likely it is to be small.
3. The broader the chest the more likely it is to be long – Broad chested brothers are blessed! They’re like a gift that never stops giving. Short or tall, they’ve proven their selves time without number.
4. If he’s Hausa, then he’s hung – I know you’ve heard the myth that Hausa guys are endowed, honey, I am here to say YES to all you’ve heard (because I know and because I am Hausa too), and hey, majority of us are lanky, so, that takes us back to point number.
5. If he has a big hand and feet then he’s likely to be big down there too – Now that you know, watch out for those big handed and footed men out there, they’re almost definitely always endowed!
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