” anti- deaf, did you hear what I said” I heard uzoma say as my brain regained control of my ears.
me:” I hear you now” though not clearly as my heart was still making noise that would shame the drummer of any famous rock band. “u said you have been looking for me”
uzoma: “see you, I asked you we’re is David after I said that I’ve been looking for you”
me: “oh,(pausing, then said)” he went to look for you in your hostel”
uzoma: “I came to see him o, he was not in the room, so I checked your room , you too no dey there, I thought he had gone to see that stupid theif. Meet my friends, they wanted to escort me back to my hostel,then I saw you, so it’s you that’s going to take me back to *(her hostel name )
me: “oh”
uzoma: “guys, meet my friend, anti-old friend”
those boys silently shakes hands and with me, said goodbye, me and uzoma started walking to her hostel.
uzoma: “you did not want to talk to those boys, why?”
me: ” action speaks louder than words” (I Don get myself back since its now clear they where not interested in me)
uzoma: “you sha, you will never change”(she did know that a minute ago , I was about to deny my existence talk less of changING it)” you disappointed me today , you could not even support me when that Dam stated yanin rubish”
me: ” first thing first, what exactly did she tell you”
Note , her following revelation has been edited to comform to the truth of what both she and mercy said to each other earlier that day. mercy adjusted her own statement, likewise uzoma, but I used the trajectory of their words to locate the truth of the encounter. also note that the discussion did not follow this exact same format, there were other statements and expressions like clapping of hand and movement of eyelid(you know women na) which could not be expressed without making the discussion too lengthy.
uzoma asked mercy point blank on what between her and David
mercy: “hahan, why do you ask me that question”
uzoma: ” cus I want to know what’s between you and my boyfriend”
mercy: “wait ,wait, wait, did you just say boyfriend?”
uzoma: yes ,my boyfriend!
mercy: “I was told you might say this, but you and I know that you and David are not together again”
uzoma: ” cus it’s you that broke us up abi”
mercy: ” you broke up with him yourself”
uzoma: ” whosoever told you that is a liar, God will punish all liars”
mercy: ” well ask David , did you or did you not break up last semester”
uzoma: ” what rubish, David can never tell you we broke up lie lie”
mercy: ” did you or did you not tell me you are not together again”
uzoma: ” lie lie, when on earth Did I say that”
mercy: ” I asked you on three occasions about David and you answered negatively”
uzoma: ” e be like say your head Don dey kolo, me and David never broke up and nothing will break us up loruko olohun, well since you did not want to tell me what’s between you and my boyfriend, I just want to tell you to stop all this nonsense, or else we go wear the same trouser and you know me well o!
mercy: (sayin to herself: I told this guy about this o, I’m not cut out for this nonsense)”see uzoma, let me explain to you, I know you and David are no longer in a relationship , to be serious with you, I and David are dating, he is my boyfriend , and God knows that before I agreed to date him, I asked you repeatedly if you and him where still together. I also asked him and he said no, therefore I know your game, it will not work. David is my boyfriend and their is nothing your bitching can do to alter that.
It was at this point that we heard uzoma’s loud rant that was stated earlier.
” so whats going to happen now” I asked her. she said, ” I’ve always been suspecting she liked David for long time, but I no know say she will go and meet him behind my back, I don’t blame her anyway, I blame David. its him I have issues with no be with that thing, but if she continues to come near David, casala must happen, girls that behave like her must be thought a leason, I’ve planned her down.”
after escorting her to her hall, she said she will see will come to the hostel by 4pm the next day, that I should help her tell David, I said ” you wan come see ya boyfriend so una go drive us Comot to gather-brush each other abi”, she just laughed and said ” wetin concern you” then she dropped the bombshell before she entered her hall.
uzoma: ” anti- soji guy”, I know why you no really greet those guys, your brain they get situition well , we were actually going to look for David in mercy’s hostel, if to say he was there, they would have called some girls to bring her outside and dealt with Mercilessly, God save her say she no dey with david, goodnight , see you tommorrow”.
The night was cold , really cold and about to rain, but the speed my blood dey take move for my veins has generated enough heat to boil water for eBa for like ten people. What would have happened to me? I thought.
my physical condition was still in place when I got to the the room and saw David, we had missed each other on the way, I told him that uzoma is coming tomorrow, he eyes went wild, “ha , mercy is coming by 4pm tomorrow too na, you Don forget?”
that moment I started thinking if it’s not good for me to visit Home for a few days.
4pm, I never thought I’ll dread that time, not for me actually , but for David who had gotten himself involved in a game with two determined girls who felt losing him to the other girl meant more than just a breakup.
This is where I got to understand a little bit more about the phycology of women, expecially girls who are self confident and feel they are better than the average girl. When another girl wants to take something personal from them using her feminine powers, they go balistic, they will show or try to show they are more woman than the other woman. I think most women believe that if a woman takes or snatches your guy , then she is better than you and no self confident woman who is in love will allow that.
Girls who say they can’t fight over boyfriend are categorised in the following categories.
1. The boyfriend is not her number one, so she is not really pissed if things go bad. Under this are those who have multiple boyfriends, those who like different things in different guys and those who have boyfriend for other reasons other than a relationship.
2. The boyfriend is not really a boyfriend, just a guy that is taking care of some few emotional needs at the moment, she can easily find another or elevate another one from friendzone department. Under these are those who find it hard to love, or easy not to love, those who like emotional attachment but can’t give it back or elevate it from “I just like him” kinda feeling.
3. She is not self confident and has felt she will lose to the other woman even before the fight begins. Under this category are girls who exhume confidence but are actually not confident about themself, girls wHo fear competition and girls who are just not capable of feeling confident when another girl steps into their territory.
That said, let’s go back to 4pm, earlier that day , David has told the boys of his plan, this included no one being in the room when either girls come knocking. well this plan got knocked down by our yet to be famous born again roomate(remember I told you about that guy)his name is festus, later called “fetus”, cus we felt (or later knew)he really is still not born the first time talk less of again.
Festus said he is not going anywhere and no amount of begging will change his mind.
knowing fully well that festus is not capable of denying uzoma entrance into the room( he no get liver) aDe now warned David that if the girls enter and destroy his properties cus of one silly fighting, David will buy brand new ones. This put an end to any attempt by David to abscond by 4pm.
Because of my views that I should start limiting my interference in the whole issue , I decided also not to be around by 4pm, I promised myself that I will be in my room and hear the “stories that touch” later. so by 4pm, I was in my room , therefore I was not an eye witness until around 6 when I became one, why and when I became and eye witness will be revealed in the story below, the story below is revealed after different facts are gathered from the different participants.
uzoma came around 4pm and met David and festus in the room, she and David started talking as if they don’t have issues on ground. around five pm it started rainning heavily, so David felt mercy will not be able to show up, he became more relaxed and started romancing uzoma, uzoma thought this is a chance to make such that David stays only with her and thus initially formed “hard to touch” while asking a series of questions. ” do you love me?” ” will you break my heart again?”. You know girls love to ask those kind of questions when serious agro has hooked person. Well as usual for most guys, DavId kept giving the answers she wanted to hear, so they started kissing.
At this point, Festus, who was forming not interested, decided to leave the room, he met one of the roomates who is in another room and told him what was happening. The other roomate said he was going to watch film, festus asked how, he stupidly told him the secret, thinking as a potential pastor , he will keep it to himself.
The roomate came to me first so we can go together (this is where my eye witness story began), and I did not know when I agreed to that stupid voice in my head saying “go watch film, e go sweet die”. Like goat we no dey hear word , me and the other roomate found ourself in the room, inside the lockers watching as uzoma and David where increasing the temperature in the room due to intense friction of their bodies.
For the first time, they started slowly, missionary style , looking onto each other eyes, uzoma was holding his face and staring at him while having her legs locked round his arse. David was slowly grinding away, not changing the slow tempo, not changing position, he was like a machine whining with precision.
After like 10 minutes, when I was about getting tired of watching one move that seems as if it was being rewinded every 4 seconds, uzoma said ” let me come on top”.
Thus they changed position, the view of uzomas arse, grinding faster and faster on David’s erect phallus was wonderful, non stop action punctuated by repeated moaning from the actors. uzoma still kept her eyes locked on David(I think she wants to cement an impression of her face into David’s memory about his second life). she was bent close to him , her boobs on his chest, are face inches away from him. her arse was the only moving part of her body(men that girl is flexible and can move her waist).
pka, pka, pka, she kept on going like a well oiled engine, alternating between high tempo and not so high tempo. This went on for some few minutes until David said “I’m coming”.
No matter how many times you read the following events , just know that it happened under 30 to 40 seconds.
david: “I’m cooooming”
uzoma: ” oooooooose!, I’m coming!, aaaaaarghsssh!”
david: “let me pull out,no comdom”
uzoma: “nooooo”
(they gripped each other tight, very tight, both moaning seriously, they where both climaxing at same time and it was wonderful to watch until I heard, or rather, uzoma and David, and i at the same time, heard a third loud moan!, from a third voice and from a different direction “uuuuuuuummmmmmmmhhh!, jeeeessh!”
uzoma: (springing up and grabbing the discarded bed sheet) “who is that?”
david: “what is that”
(we started hearing noise in the locker on the other side, the far end, as if someone was trying frantically to open a locker)
uzoma: “David there is someone their , their is someone in the room”
david: (standing up and going to the front of the locker, not knowing the person is inside the locker )” there is no one here”.
uzoma: (uzoma,also coming to the locker side )” there is someone there, I heard someone inside the locker, open it”
Oh godd, they haf catch the other roomate , I thought, yawa Don gas.
David opened the locker and he and uzoma exclaimed at the same time ” FESTUS!!!, what are you doing inside here”(ugh?, the roomates name is not festus na!)
Before festus could answer a knock came from the door, “David , pls open the door” it was mercy’s voice!……….
Stay tuned for the other parts of these comedy of emotional errors………………..
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