Obama: Good afternoon Dr Jonathan, this is Mr Obama, the president of the United States.
Jonathan: *silently whispers to VP Sambo to set up a commitee to look if the claims are correct*
Jonathan: Yes. Any problem? And how may i help you?
Obama: I heard the University system in Nigeria is at its lowest elb and infact, there is an ongoing strike by a Union.
Jonathan: I have already raised a committee headed by one of my boys about two months ago and we’re on top of the situation though we told them we’ve got no money.
Obama: But a report came to me that that committee isnt performing to expectation. What do you have to say to that…?
Jonathan: Dont worry, i’ll set up another committee to look into that report.
Obama: And will those committees speed up their functions for the betterment of the University system in Nigeria…?
Jonathan: I’l set up a committee to see to monitor those committee. It’l be headed by mama Ngozi
Obama: *angrily and disappointed*
Obama: But areee you not the president of Nigeria? Cant you wave ………….?
Jonathan: *cuts in*
Jonathan: I’l set up a committee to look into that also….
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