1. Mother in law asks her son’s wife why all the children don’t resemble their father she replies “what I have in between my legs is a reproductive system not a photocopying machine”
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2. My brother Marry a woman who can cook, don’t marry for love or beauty because love dies and beauty fades but hunger remains.
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3. You got a new boyfriend & you get mad at him when he tells you he’s not buying you a Valentine’s day gift…
My sister if you join a company in November, do you expect to get a bonus in December?
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4. Girls Who Feel Too Big to Reply messages ,Will one Day Be Desperate for A Husband,That’s When A Man Will Ask you, How are you Doing? & You’ll reply “Yes I Do
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5. You keep asking every girl on Facebook for their contact…Bro,do you register SIM cards??
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6. You always say men are dogs. My sisters have you ever seen a dog falling in love with a cow? So you are dogs too.
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7. Some of you need to pray for whatever behavior or characters you’re exhibiting that’s making people think you’re rich and don’t need help,
say “Father God please delete it”
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8. Dating a girl with small boobs is okay.
The problem comes when u are lying on her chest and feel like u are sleeping on earphones ”
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9. Why is it that whenever 2 or 3 ladies are passing by, and you call the prettiest one…, it’s always the Ugliest that responds “NO, ‘WE’ WONT COME!”?
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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10. *Happiness is when you are in church with your landlord sitting next to each other and then The Pastor says, look at your neighbour and tell Him that Jesus has paid my debts!*😊😊😊😊
Hallelujah
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Which one do you think is the funniest😆😆😆😁
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