I’m not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol
Guys…That girl who refused to show me her breast in school..she is now feeding her baby in a bus next to me.God Is great..
That Awkward moment……… When u are laffin so hard with ur crush…. Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose…
FADA LURD TAKE MY SOUL .
Android fones can be so annoying.how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?
IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this…… will I be able to hear angel Micheal testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.
# TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in the middle of a river, and you now start singing “Mami water power, powerless power…”
When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn’t Done.
“Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week”
When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to 10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for death to come.
U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can’t u see the devil is using ur life to play naira bet Goal Goal?
I am just too bored so I don’t want to laugh alone…
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