Akpos Joke: Slaps

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting
to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed
the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh
head, this one is good to slap, but I’m
afraid of the guy’s face”.
Akpos then said to me “Ofego, you fear a
lot, I will slap that head and nothing will
happen”.
I dared him to do it and he went to where
the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT
SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised,
and wanted to react, then Akpos said “Bros
Ofego, so you are here, and we have been
looking for you at home!”
The guy responded “I’m not Bros Ofego,
maybe we look alike”, Akpos murmured
“maybe.”
After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos
called me again and said “Ofego, I will slap
that guy again and nothing will happen.” I
answered “ok”
He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap
and said “Bros Ofego stop lying, I say na u
be dis…”
The guy said to him angrily “I’m not Bros
Ofego,please, let me be”. The guy then left
that seat and went to the front seat.
After some minutes Akpos called me and
said “Ofego, I will slap that guy again and
nothing will happen.”
This time i told him that “if anything
happens, I will pretend I don’tknow him.”
He stood up, went to the front seat, gave
the guy a very hot slap and said”Bros
Ofego, so na here you dey, I come dey slap
another person for back!”..