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Sunday, 5 June 2016

JOKES: DAD AND DAUGHTER MET ON BBM CHAT

DAD AND DAUGHTER MET ON BBM CHAT
Charmer- Hello Sweet Girl!

Sweetgirl- Hi Lover Boy!

Charmer- Can I know you more please?

Sweetgirl- 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious ‘n’ delicious,live in Maryland and you?

Charmer- Hmmmm! I’m in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too. Sweetgirl- You’re 52? OMG! Are you serious? Same age as my dad.

Charmer- I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgirl- Do you have a wife?

Charmer- Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bed room with her friend doing home work.

Sweetgirl- Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer- I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ with fresh boobs n’ booty

Sweetgirl- I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and driving expensive cars.

Charmer- I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgirl- I think we should meet because you are in Maryland and I am also here.

Charmer- That would be nice, wheredo I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

Sweetgirl- Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer- Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

Sweetgirl- While still chatting let me continue with my homework, I don’t want my dad to know that I have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.

Charmer- Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.

Sweetgirl- It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.

Charmer- Hey! You said your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgirl- Yes.

Charmer- Exactly where in Maryland do you stay?

Sweetgirl- Maryland Estate, House number 5 and you?

Charmer- Mercy!!! is that you???

Sweetgirl- Dad, is that you???

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