Stages Guys Go Through When They Get Their Hearts Broken

1. They’ll first destabilize

2. To save their face, they’ll tell all their friends you were a hoe and they never cared

3. But go and cry in the corner of their rooms

4. They’ll stalk your new guy on social media

5. They’ll binge on rebound sex

6. And start showing off their abundance of ladies on the gram (and everywhere else you can see it)

7. But the moment you say you made a mistake and you want them back

8. Vs. when you like the pictures and wish them goodluck