9 Signs You’ve Been Broke For Too Long

1. When your recharge card lady spots you and she whips out the N100 card

2. Nobody understands how you feed yourself

3. If you had a house

4. When your bank deducts card maintenance fee but you didn’t use your card that month

5. When the conductor starts denying you gave him N500

6. When you enter Uber and you sight small traffic

7. You’ve mastered the art of getting 4 plates of Jollof at an Owambe

8. When someone brings 70k Aso-Ebi

9. And even when your broke ass gets small money