Akpos Random Jokes Of Today

Akpos wan die?

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:

Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?

Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!

Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist?

Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!

Bad Mood

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.

A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.
 

Letter Bomb!

Two BH boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.

Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.”

Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”

Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”

Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you!

Today’s lesson at school is Animal science

Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called?

Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

The Exam

During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..

Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.

Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?

Teacher: For copying.

Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?

Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.

Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.

Akpos Papa

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???

Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ”

Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO