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Tuesday, 18 October 2016

Nigerian Joke: Who is more intelligent?

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips u
can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important
thing is to surround yourself with intelligent
people.”
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,”But how
do i know the people around me are really
intelligent?”
The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s easy, you just
ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send David Cameron in here, would
you?”
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,”Yes, your majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said,”Answer this
riddle. David, your mother and father have a
child, it is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it? “Without pausing for a
minute David Cameron answered,”that would
be me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and
your father have a child, it’s not your brother
and it’s not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let me get back to
you.”
He asked all his staff in the Office but none
could give him an answer. Finally, one day,
VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child
and it’s not your brother or sister,who is it?”
Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its
me!” Sambo smiled,and said “Thanks!”
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle,
It’s Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. “No
wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am
Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is
David Cameron!”
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?
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