Joke: Killing Job

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an
assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were
three finalists…
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the SSS agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun, “We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then
you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it
takes.
Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was
given the same instructions to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the
room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow,
and said, “This gun is loaded with fake
bullets. I had to beat him to death with the
chair.”