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Sunday, 30 October 2016

Akpos Joke: Red Light District

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a
red light district. The madam opened the
brothel door to see a young man called
Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he
looked needy.??
can I help you?” the madam asked.??
I want Onome,” Akpos replied.??
Young Man, Onome is one of our most
expensive ladies, perhaps someone
else…”??
No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied. Just
then Onome appeared and announced to
Akpos that she charges N50,000 per
visit.??
Akpos never blinked and reached into his
pocket and handed her fifty pieces of
N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room
for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again
demanding Onome.
Onome explained that no one had ever
come back two nights in a row and that
there were no discounts. it was still
N50,000. Again Akpos took out the money,
the two went up to the room and he calmly
left an hour later
When Akpos showed up the third
consecutive night, no one could believe it.
Again he handed Onome the money and up
to the room they went. At the end of the
hour Onome questioned Akpos: “No one has
ever used my services three nights in a
row… where are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.” “Really?”
replied Onome, “I have a brother who lives
there and does business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave me
N150,000 to give to you.”

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