Akpos gets into a pharmacy and says to
the pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me
condom? I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place
for dinner and I think I may be in with a
chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom and
as he was going out he returns and
says,”Give me another condom because my
girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she
always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me & I think I might
strike a luck there too.
The pharmacist gives him a second
condom and as he was leaving, again he
turns back and says “Give me one more
condom because my girlfriend’s mom is
still pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes eye contact and since she
invited me for dinner I think she is
expecting me to make a move.
During dinner, Akpos sat with his girlfriend
on the left, the sister on his right and the
mum facing him.
When the girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpos
lowers his head and starts the dinner
prayer.
”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you
for all you’ve given us.”
10 minutes after, Akpos was still praying
“Thank you Lord for your kindness.”
Another Ten minutes goes by and he is still
praying, keeping his head down, very close
to the table. They all looked at each other
surprised. His girlfriend was even more
surprised than others.
She gets close to him and whispers, “I
didn’t know you are so religious.
“Akpos replies, “I never knew your dad was
a pharmacist!”.
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